Ducking the verbal misogynist shrapnel that is barraging our ears
We observe him blatantly shoveling his own grave
As we all smile and dispel our disgust
Because he hates enough for the rest of us
Spurns God, spurns atheists,
Hates women, hates dogs,
Detests men who are not real men
Loathes men who like men
Hates right wingers, hates left wingers,
Despises all wings: angelic, demonic and Buffalo
He is revolted that women vote (the worst turn in American History!)
He wouldn’t marry that famous heiress, despite her money
Because she, like all women, will eventually ask questions???
(Lucky you, Paris!)
Everything is a problem, everyone is wrong
Skewering any remaining dignity,
He brags a best friend in his dented pick-up truck
Caused by too many late night lampposts and ditches
Not his fault, of course! Damn ditches - they’ll get you every time!
As we all look around for those men who used to be his friends
We find that even their shadows have long deserted him and his hatred.